A conversation I had with Alex's old roommate, Ian.

Frapalino (4:21:10 PM): dude, could you do me a huge favor.
UNTdude2007 (4:21:32 PM): ok
Frapalino (4:21:33 PM): i really need someone to take a piss test for me
UNTdude2007 (4:21:43 PM): wtf
UNTdude2007 (4:21:56 PM): dude umm i would piss of fthe charts with THC
Frapalino (4:22:26 PM): testicle hair consumption?
UNTdude2007 (4:22:55 PM): Thc is the chemical in weed dumbass
Frapalino (4:23:22 PM): oh no, it is not a drug test
Frapalino (4:24:10 PM): it is a pregnency test for my good friend
Frapalino (4:24:21 PM): her moms and pops can't know
UNTdude2007 (4:26:00 PM): umm wtf man shouldn't you get you a chic to do that
Frapalino (4:27:00 PM): what if she turns out to be pregnant also?
Frapalino (4:27:16 PM): and this has happened before and her parents would recognize my urine
UNTdude2007 (4:27:35 PM): lol how the hell does that work
Frapalino (4:28:02 PM): chemicals and stuff, man you know how it is
UNTdude2007 (4:28:06 PM): yeah
UNTdude2007 (4:28:32 PM): but i mean what if they check for drugs man, i don't wnat her to pop on that
Frapalino (4:28:39 PM): yeah
Frapalino (4:29:02 PM): since you live far enough away it would never get back around to her parents that it was fake
Frapalino (4:29:09 PM): and they arlready knows she is a pot head
UNTdude2007 (4:34:03 PM): i will see man, how the hell would you get it neway
Frapalino (4:34:16 PM): if you could it would be great, and you could just mail it to me, 616 W. Market, Mabank, TX 75117
Frapalino (4:34:20 PM): 75147
UNTdude2007 (4:34:42 PM): umm i don't think you can mail piss man
Frapalino (4:34:52 PM): use Rick Splawn as a code name
Frapalino (4:35:04 PM): just put it in a jar and then a box
UNTdude2007 (4:35:05 PM): umm dude is this a joke
Frapalino (4:35:08 PM): or something like that
Frapalino (4:35:10 PM): i swear man
UNTdude2007 (4:35:17 PM): cause it ain't funny...
Frapalino (4:35:22 PM): i know
Frapalino (4:35:28 PM): you dont have the problem
Frapalino (4:35:48 PM): you're not the one with a kid on the way
UNTdude2007 (4:36:17 PM): is it yours?
Frapalino (4:36:32 PM): that isn't important